Three boys went into a candy store. “I want 2 cents’ worth of jellybeans,” the first boy said to the store owner.
The man frowned because the jellybeans were on the top shelf in the store. He didn’t like climbing up there to sell 2 cents’ worth for jellybeans. But he did it. When he came down, he put away the ladder and turned to the second boy.
“What would you like?” he asked.
“I’ll have 2 cents’ worth of jellybeans, too” said the second boy.
Annoyed, the man got the ladder and climbed up to get the jellybeans. When he was up there he turned to the third boy. “You don’t want 2 cents’ worth of jellybeans, do you?” he asked.
“No sir,” answered the third boy. So the man climbed down and put away the ladder.
“Now what do you want?” the man asked the boy.
I’ll have a nickel’s worth of jellybeans. Please,” the boy replied.
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SAME AS AWESOME MAN AWESOME MAN !!!!! 4
Now that is the BEST joke in the world!!!!!!!!!!!
thats what you get instead of being a lawyer
Id like 8597560677078786878r7t68698787$ of jelly beans
saw it coming
THAT WAS SO FUNNY (ROTFLMBO) “ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAGHING MY BUT OFF”
Really funny! I wondered if the first two boys payed the same amount for their candy.
i wonder how many jelly beans they got
poor guy!
funny man, funny!
LOL
Funny!!! ; – )
i’ll have a $444 worth of jellybeans
i’d be pretty annoyed if I were him!
=O =) d: d=
LOLx1,000,000,000,000,000
LOL ( LAUGH OUT LOUD) THAT WAS AWESOME
LOL!
Up, Down, Up, Down 2 pennies, 2 pennies, 1 nickel WHEN WILL IT END FOR THAT GUY?!?!When he finally quits thats when!
oh that is so funny!!!! 5 stars!!!! LOL
How many jelly beans can you even get for two cents?
Store owner must’ve quit, or given the whole jar to him……….
LOL
LOL!
I saw it on Zoom, too. Still a good joke!
They did that on “Zoom” once.
sweet man
I feel sorry for him two.
Man, I feel sorry for that guy!
Poor store owner! NOT! HAHAHA!!!!!
it was funny the first time