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Submitted by Chris K. , Leroy, Ohio
I condemn you to death!
King: You have offended me and I condemn you to death!
Fool: Death?
King: Yes, but since you have been a good fool, I will let you choose your manner of death.
Fool: In that case, sire, I choose to die of old age.
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that was WAY funny
darted.potlatch bachelor!hyena allegorically … Thanks!!!
Guards!!!!!
“HOW OLD????” “1,000,000 years, Sire.”
i dont like hottie101 name i mean come on dude!! SUPER FUNNY JOKE!!! 100 STARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
very funny
laughoutloud stole anonymos’s line!
Awesome
funny