King: You have offended me and I condemn you to death!
Fool: Death?
King: Yes, but since you have been a good fool, I will let you choose your manner of death.
Fool: In that case, sire, I choose to die of old age.
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What's going on in this picture? What is this hermit crab doing or thinking?
that was WAY funny
darted.potlatch bachelor!hyena allegorically … Thanks!!!
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“HOW OLD????” “1,000,000 years, Sire.”
i dont like hottie101 name i mean come on dude!! SUPER FUNNY JOKE!!! 100 STARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
very funny
laughoutloud stole anonymos’s line!
Awesome
funny
nice =D
how do we make him older?
how do we make him older?
pretty smart! so cool thouhg
good one
5 stars. i agree with unknow
NOW whoes the fool! 5 STARS!lol
smart man
I wouldve said, “complete Isolation on a place thats hard to ecape from, like from the basemet, or your food supply.”
5 star