King: You have offended me and I condemn you to death!
Fool: Death?
King: Yes, but since you have been a good fool, I will let you choose your manner of death.
Fool: In that case, sire, I choose to die of old age.
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What's going on in this picture? What is this dog doing or thinking?
nice =D
how do we make him older?
how do we make him older?
pretty smart! so cool thouhg
good one
5 stars. i agree with unknow
NOW whoes the fool! 5 STARS!lol
smart man
I wouldve said, “complete Isolation on a place thats hard to ecape from, like from the basemet, or your food supply.”
5 star
what a smart alek
smart fool
pretty funny!
You should write a squel to it.
funny
yo the king problaby put him to a long and painful death
LOLZ!! that fool is pretty smart…
…um…short joke but its good.;) :l
LOL!!!!!!!
how ironic.
That’s one smart fool.
100% Funny!
He’s not a fool he’s to smart and sneaky.
Niiice. The king probably threw him in the dungeon after that. LOL =D
been their done that. 3 stars
i wonder what the king said after the criminal chose his death
The King probably laughed to death himself! 5 stars!
Clever, veeeeery clever.
you can’t beat the classics!
Hee Hee Hee Funny Fool Smart-ticus Fool
lol, thats one smart fool
I talk like that to my friends lol it’s a good joke
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!! Next month, that joke will be all over my school!!!!
Smart little fool!
lol this is a funny joke i heard again and again and again………….
ha ha ha! lol
thats one clever fool LOL
that was funny!!!!!!!!
funny not a fool
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good
I have read this joke so many times but it always makes me chuckle!
hahaha
Hah! The fool’s smarter than the king.
Monkey man`s right!
hes either a geinuss or really dumb
awesome you rock
I’d chose the same thing! =)
i love it!!!!!