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Dear Dad, $chool i$ great.

Dear Dad,

$chool i$ great. I’m making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying hard. I $imply can’t think of anything I need, $o ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you. Love, Your $on

Dear Son,

I kNOw astroNOmy, ecoNOmics and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh. Love, Dad


Comments about “Dear Dad, $chool i$ great.”

  1. Wingo says:

    That kid might think he will get a millon doller alowence if he gets good grades (and i don,t get it)

  2. skiracer says:

    This is so funny. That kid has issues he’s gonna have a hard time.

  3. robocobra13 a k a torterra 4ever says:

    LOL x 1,000,000

  4. mboy says:

    my favorite joke of all time!!!

  5. godziller says:

    Hahahahahhahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL :) great joke

  6. 71mustang7 says:

    it is so ausome who ever made that up is great!!

  7. brules says:

    i dont get it

  8. buzzsaw says:

    dude thats really awesome lol

  9. my3boys says:

    I love it…………

  10. MAGIC BOY 795 says:

    He he he he he he heeeeeeeeeeeeee!

  11. Funnyy says:

    This is soo funny!!!!! lol

  12. Dan da man says:

    This is a great joke, and very funny. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

  13. boomer says:

    i love this joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  14. MAGIC BOY 795 says:

    TO COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  15. M.G.S. says:

    $$$$$$$$$!!!!!

  16. G-MAX says:

    thi$ i$ a really good joke and NOw i kNOw why it$ ranked so high!

  17. Fabio says:

    i would want $ 2!!!!!!

  18. Spider Pig says:

    WoW thi$ i$ funny!!! LOL NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

  19. Yarnguy11 says:

    THIS IS MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE JOKE!

    I LOVE IT!!!

  20. Lightning Mcqueen says:

    I wi$h thi$ joke could be 100 $tar.

  21. Private R. says:

    LOL!!! My dad and I thought this one was HILLARIOUS! This should be in the top 5.

  22. Lightning Mcqueen says:

    Thi$ joke i$ $o funny,I wi$h it iy could be a 100 $tar.

  23. bluered says:

    i wi$h thi$ would really work on $ome people :)

    i dought it would though :(

  24. tyty says:

    thi$ joke i$ $o funny

  25. Genre says:

    A solid 4 star joke, I do like this one.

    Genre

  26. Da Boss says:

    i have commented on this joke before but i love it 8-)

  27. Hobbesfan says:

    There is NO way I am NOt giving this joke 5 STARS*****

  28. corky says:

    funnie$t joke i ever heard :-)

  29. marbear says:

    Love It! i’ve got a brother and sister in college :-D

  30. buttface says:

    kinda funny

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