Dear Dad,
$chool i$ great. I’m making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying hard. I $imply can’t think of anything I need, $o ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you. Love, Your $on
Dear Son,
I kNOw astroNOmy, ecoNOmics and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh. Love, Dad
Boys' Life will send you this Collector Edition patch and your choice of $2 ($10 for Pedro's Pick), a Scout "Handbook" or a "Fieldbook" for each joke of yours we publish in the printed magazine.
What's going on in this picture? What is this hermit crab doing or thinking?
I got it.
How do u do emoticons (those yellow smiley faces)?
That’$ a cool joke
lol
i don’t get the funny out of this.
Nice. $omeone really $eems to want $ome money, but is always NOt getting a yes from his dad. Yeah, I vote five stars.
man this joke is not funny ok ur not funny
Really Funny:)
Thi$ i$ a Hilariou$, Awe$ome, $uper Funny Joke!
Oops! Sorry Lightning McQueen! If you want to make a frowny face, you press the shift key and the 9 key! If you want to make a smiley face, you press the 0 key and the shift key. The keys slipped when I typed that, I’m not such a good typer. Also if you 3 smiley faces, the 1st and 3rd one are not sideways!
Nice joke!
Lightning Mcqueen, you make smileys by holding down the shift key while pressing the semi-colin key. (Directly under the “P” key.) Then, still holding the shift key, press the “9″ key. Your face will look sideways until you post your comment. Then the face will look like the smiley faces you’re used to seeing!
***If you make 2 smiley faces, only the 1st one won’t be sideways, and if you make 3, the 1st and 3rd one will be sideways, like this!
weird joke y cant just say could i have some mony?
Good joke, I laughed super hard
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats a good one
How do you make smileys?
i $ay i agree with lightning mcqueen
Thi$ i$ a really fun joke.It`$ really $weet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nice idea! I think I’ll use it to make some money! Ha ha!
good but i don’t like the fact there r sssssssssoooooooo many mistakes…
haha
my brother did that once
wor$t be$t joke ever (good):-)
GOOD ONE and grip youre mean
I don’t like it when people write their comment$ like that. It really anNOy$ me. I kNOw that I’ll never write any of my comment$ like that.
thi$ i$ $o funny!!!$$$
who kNOw$ hi$ mom might give him some $$$$$ when hi$ dad doe$ NOt NOtice.
well, that$ a pretty good joke
hmmm….. for me i think ill use it to get me some money quick LOL!!!!
Oo0Oh I see now hes giving his dad subliminal messages by using the $$$ signs* and the dad is capitalizing the N O N O N O! Now it is hilarious!
not that funny considering some of us ARE honor students!
that wa$ $ooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!