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Submitted by Wade R. , West Point, Utah
Kicked out of the zoo.
Mike: I heard you got kicked out of the zoo last week.
Ike: Yeah. I got caught feeding the squirrels.
Mike: Wow! That sounds like really strong punishment.
Ike: Actually, I was feeding the squirrels to the cougars.
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