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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Eliza.

Craig: Knock, knock.

Greg: Who’s there?

Craig: Eliza.

Greg: Eliza, who?

Craig: Eliza wake at night, thinking of knock-knock jokes.


Comments about “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Eliza.”

  1. dfdgdgdgdfff says:

    haha

  2. JBJ01 says:

    Nice one!

  3. geoff says:

    FUNNY!

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