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When the king burps.

Matt: What does the king do when he burps?
Bob: I give up. What?
Matt: He issues a royal pardon!

Submitted by Matthew K. , Vienna, Va.

Comments about “When the king burps.”

  1. bob says:
    March 27, 2012 at 2:54 pm

    i dont get it

    Reply
  2. Chicken says:
    March 27, 2012 at 10:37 am

    Funny!!!

    Reply

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