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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce.

Anthony: Knock, knock.
James: Who’s there?
Anthony: Lettuce.
James: Lettuce, who?
Anthony: Lettuce in—it’s raining out here!

Submitted by Anthony S. , Brooklyn, N.Y.

Comments about “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce.”

  1. funnydude says:
    March 5, 2012 at 9:43 am

    Ha Ha! So funny!

    Reply

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