Two elderly vultures decided to try migrating south— and do it by airplane. At the airport, an airline rep noticed two dead raccoons among their luggage.
“Care to check the raccoons through as luggage?” she asked.
“No, thanks. They’re carrion.”
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What's going on in this picture? What is this hermit crab doing or thinking?
