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Submitted by Kenny E. , Bronston, Ky.
A patient collapsed.
As a doctor is examining someone, the nurse bursts in and says, “The patient you just treated collapsed on his way out! What should I do?”
The doctor replies, “Turn him around so it looks like he collapsed coming in.”
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wow
hey the review police
i used to be one B)
nice joke!
what a mad doctor
The Doc. must have alot of mad paitents.
!!!!!!!!!!!
funny!!!!!!
but what if he woke up?
LOL
*******<— seven stars
LOL i am still laughing. Should be 5 1/2 star
Hilarious!!! (Good joke, bad doctor)
;)
Finally I agree with you review king and review king 2.
At first I thought your comments were to strict, but this one was nicer.
YA think Maybe someone might notice a nurse spinning around a corpse.=p
what the guy expect he only gave the doctor an old shoe lol
You are such a good joker!
The Review King is right.This joke should be in the top 5.The doctor and nurse are horrible.Should have 5 stars!
~The Second Review King
This is definitely a joke that should be ranked in the top 5. Great joke, terrible doctor. I laughed at this one. Great Joke!
~ The Review King
5 stars
Pretty bad doctor! (5 stars)