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A patient collapsed.

As a doctor is examining someone, the nurse bursts in and says, “The patient you just treated collapsed on his way out!  What should I do?”

The doctor replies, “Turn him around so it looks like he collapsed coming in.”


Comments about “A patient collapsed.”

  1. says:

    hey the review police

    i used to be one B)

    nice joke!

  2. me says:

    what a mad doctor

  3. Terminator says:

    The Doc. must have alot of mad paitents. :) 8) :P !!!!!!!!!!!

  4. review master says:

    funny!!!!!!

    but what if he woke up?

    LOL

  5. EXS says:

    *******<— seven stars

  6. review emporor says:

    LOL i am still laughing. Should be 5 1/2 star

  7. bee says:

    Hilarious!!! (Good joke, bad doctor) :) ;)

  8. the review police says:

    Finally I agree with you review king and review king 2. :-) At first I thought your comments were to strict, but this one was nicer.

  9. LWolf says:

    YA think Maybe someone might notice a nurse spinning around a corpse.=p

  10. cbreeze says:

    what the guy expect he only gave the doctor an old shoe lol

  11. Dwayne says:

    You are such a good joker!

  12. The 2nd Review King says:

    The Review King is right.This joke should be in the top 5.The doctor and nurse are horrible.Should have 5 stars!

    ~The Second Review King

  13. The Review King says:

    This is definitely a joke that should be ranked in the top 5. Great joke, terrible doctor. I laughed at this one. Great Joke!

    ~ The Review King

    5 stars

  14. yo says:

    Pretty bad doctor! (5 stars)

  15. Terminator says:

    poor guy!

  16. seamonkey says:

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: lol lol lol lol times 2,000,000

  17. TmanATM says:

    OMG this joke Is so LOL

  18. profclyde says:

    ok

  19. Nosie says:

    Ha that is funny!!!!! ;-)

  20. slingshot says:

    Your really good at telling jokes

  21. rzach says:

    omg nice one

  22. hobbes101 says:

    VERY Funny!

  23. Human Person says:

    These kinds of jokes are awesome.

  24. ringo says:

    a good job

  25. rc13 says:

    Someone needs to lose their medical license. . .

  26. obsessed says:

    Definitely am not going to that Doc! Great joke by the way!

  27. vogieairman says:

    Ha Ha! good one, but don’t send me to that doc.

  28. yo yo yo says:

    I don’t get it

  29. Tad says:

    Haha…good one!

  30. swimmer13 says:

    Where did that doctor go to college?

  31. j says:

    heard that one before but its still 5 stars

  32. Judgement says:

    only 4 stars

  33. sharked says:

    ha-larias

  34. smartkid65 says:

    haha so funny. *****

  35. sooperman says:

    I don’t want to be treated by that doctor.:)

  36. noah123 says:

    funny four and one half

  37. detective says:

    nice one

  38. ruletheworld95 says:

    lol im scared to go to a hospital now

  39. jc says:

    funny. don’t want to be treated by THAT nurse, eh?

  40. monkey man says:

    lol

  41. maTue10 says:

    THATS REALLY FUNNY

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