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A patient collapsed.


As a doctor is examining someone, the nurse bursts in and says, “The patient you just treated collapsed on his way out!  What should I do?”

The doctor replies, “Turn him around so it looks like he collapsed coming in.”


Comments about “A patient collapsed.”

  1. says:

    hey the review police

    i used to be one B)

    nice joke!

  2. me says:

    what a mad doctor

  3. Terminator says:

    The Doc. must have alot of mad paitents. :) 8) :P !!!!!!!!!!!

  4. review master says:

    funny!!!!!!

    but what if he woke up?

    LOL

  5. EXS says:

    *******<— seven stars

  6. review emporor says:

    LOL i am still laughing. Should be 5 1/2 star

  7. bee says:

    Hilarious!!! (Good joke, bad doctor) :) ;)

  8. the review police says:

    Finally I agree with you review king and review king 2. :-) At first I thought your comments were to strict, but this one was nicer.

  9. LWolf says:

    YA think Maybe someone might notice a nurse spinning around a corpse.=p

  10. cbreeze says:

    what the guy expect he only gave the doctor an old shoe lol

  11. Dwayne says:

    You are such a good joker!

  12. The 2nd Review King says:

    The Review King is right.This joke should be in the top 5.The doctor and nurse are horrible.Should have 5 stars!

    ~The Second Review King

  13. The Review King says:

    This is definitely a joke that should be ranked in the top 5. Great joke, terrible doctor. I laughed at this one. Great Joke!

    ~ The Review King

    5 stars

  14. yo says:

    Pretty bad doctor! (5 stars)

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