A duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk, “Do you sell Chapstick?”
“Sure,” says the clerk.
“I’ll take some,” says the duck. “Just put it on my bill.”
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What's going on in this picture? What is this hermit crab doing or thinking?
entertaining