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What is green with four legs?


Andy: What’s green, has four legs and will kill you if it falls out of a tree?
Sam: Tell me.
Andy: A pool table!

 

Submitted by Andy W. , Fort Collins, Colo.

Comments about “What is green with four legs?”

  1. 1.2.3.4.5.6 says:
    August 26, 2012 at 4:04 pm

    :)

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  2. gabby says:
    August 15, 2012 at 2:34 pm

    A pool table!

    Reply
  3. gabby says:
    August 15, 2012 at 2:31 pm

    a frog

    Reply
  4. mike says:
    August 15, 2012 at 12:23 pm

    i dont get it

    Reply

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