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Where’s your report card?


Dad: Where’s your report card?
Son: I don’t have it.
Dad: Well, where is it?
Son: My friend borrowed it. He wanted to scare his parents.

 

Submitted by Bryson D. , Belton, Mo.

Comments about “Where’s your report card?”

  1. SOAP says:
    October 15, 2012 at 7:07 pm

    I ASKED MY MOM IF I COULD DO THAT SHE SAID SHE WOULD GROWND ME TILL IM 100

    Reply
  2. silver says:
    October 1, 2012 at 6:47 pm

    why could we never to that in real life?

    Reply
  3. coolio sauce says:
    September 28, 2012 at 4:53 pm

    best joke i ever heard

    Reply
  4. teehee says:
    September 23, 2012 at 7:31 pm

    funny…

    Reply
  5. girlscout says:
    September 22, 2012 at 4:01 pm

    I wish I could do that, but my parents would ground me till I’m 94!

    Reply
  6. MnMsmiles:) says:
    September 20, 2012 at 6:15 pm

    that’s really funny i would do that to my parents LOL :)

    Reply
  7. kevin says:
    September 19, 2012 at 9:08 pm

    thanks for the jokes i told my mum all the jokes and laughed about it

    Reply

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