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To measure sheep.


Kyle: What did the farmer use to measure his sheep?
Lyle: I haven’t a clue.
Kyle: A wool-er.

 


Comments about “To measure sheep.”

  1. jobuscus says:

    to see how long you should count them

  2. nerd says:

    haw haw haw

  3. BOB says:

    hilarous- says bob

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