“Dad, are bugs good to eat?” asked the boy.
“Let’s not talk about such things at the dinner table, son,” his father replied.
After dinner the father inquired, “Now, son, what did you want to ask me?”
“Oh, nothing,” the boy said. “There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.”
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What's going on in this picture? What is this hermit crab doing or thinking?
aww it’s okay i’ll explain it
there was a bug in the dad’s soup so the kid wanted to know if it was good to eat or why it was in the soup
but the dad said to wait to talk so it wouldn’t ruin anyone’s appetite…he didn’t know there was a bug in his own soup
…and then the boy didn’t care later because the dad already ate the bug eww
pretty funny but pretty gross