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Why the three pigs ran away.


Matthew: Why did the three pigs run away from home?
Luke: I have no idea.
Matthew: Because their father was a boar!

 

Submitted by Matthew W. , Harrisburg, N.C.

Comments about “Why the three pigs ran away.”

  1. soap 289 says:
    October 19, 2012 at 4:47 pm

    I told my mom she was laughing hard

    Reply
  2. saaim says:
    October 17, 2012 at 5:19 pm

    It was funny

    Reply
  3. Cool kid235 says:
    October 15, 2012 at 8:49 pm

    Just plain funny.

    Reply

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