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The rug say to the floor

Derek: What did the rug say to the floor?

Garrick: What?

Derek: “Don’t move—I’ve got you covered.”


Comments about “The rug say to the floor”

  1. Neo says:

    pretty good :]

  2. kilj mic he says:

    That Joke was good I guess

  3. Jabbar19 says:

    dude it wasnt awesome. it is WAYYYYYY awesomer than any joke!!!

  4. Boyscouts4life says:

    That joke was so awesome!!!!!! I laughed for hours. I can’t wait to tell all of my friends at school!!!

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