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Why the turkey crossed the road.


Biff: Why did the turkey cross the road?
Bob: I don’t know.
Biff: It was Thanksgiving, and he wanted people to think he was a chicken!

 


Comments about “Why the turkey crossed the road.”

  1. ethan says:

    incredible( ;

  2. trouble says:

    i want that turkey

  3. Goofball says:

    Very Funny! Ha! Ha!

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