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How the farmer fixed his jeans.


Landon: How did the farmer fix his jeans?
Rosalyn: Tell me
Landon: With a cabbage patch!

Submitted by Rosalyn G. , Altamonte Springs, Fla.

Comments about “How the farmer fixed his jeans.”

  1. yulo101 says:
    November 5, 2012 at 6:50 pm

    I like it.

    Reply
  2. awesome guy says:
    October 30, 2012 at 11:47 am

    that is a weird one

    Reply
  3. otscookis says:
    October 28, 2012 at 11:28 pm

    this one is really funny. I did not expect this.

    Reply
  4. zac says:
    October 28, 2012 at 1:52 pm

    With a cabbage patch. Duh!

    Reply
  5. alexander says:
    October 28, 2012 at 12:21 pm

    With a patch aspect he used the word cabbage in it!

    Reply
  6. bgd says:
    October 27, 2012 at 8:27 pm

    I dont get it

    Reply
  7. ? says:
    October 26, 2012 at 6:37 am

    nice

    Reply
  8. leaf 49 says:
    October 25, 2012 at 5:41 pm

    this joke is so creative!

    Reply
  9. Jey says:
    October 25, 2012 at 6:12 am

    That was actually good I lol.

    Reply

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