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Swallowing a doorknob.

Josh: What happened when the boy swallowed a doorknob?

Jake: What?

Josh: It turned his stomach.

Submitted by Joshua W. , Lancaster, Pa.

Comments about “Swallowing a doorknob.”

  1. cody says:
    November 25, 2011 at 12:38 am

    that is funnuy:

    Reply

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