A man went to the hardware store and asked for nails.
“How long do you want them?” asked the salesman.
“Oh,” said the customer, “I was rather hoping to keep them.”
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I don’t get it
its super hard to read with the words connected!
i dont either
super funny
Like it!
really good. do onother thing like that next time. hope you keep making jokes like this.
that’s not good make a better joke
That was a knee slapper!
What?!!!!!
I dont get it.
me either