A man at the hardware store.

A man went to the hardware store and asked for nails.
“How long do you want them?” asked the salesman.
“Oh,” said the customer, “I was rather hoping to keep them.”



Comments about “A man at the hardware store.”

  1. duck dynasty lover26 says:

    I don’t get it

  2. jay says:

    its super hard to read with the words connected!

  3. Anonymous says:

    i dont either

  4. antonio says:

    super funny

  5. Rees210 says:

    Like it!

  6. ha ha ha says:

    really good. do onother thing like that next time. hope you keep making jokes like this.

  7. oh yah says:

    that’s not good make a better joke

  8. MachoTaco says:

    That was a knee slapper!

  9. hi says:


  10. fortires says:

    I dont get it.

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