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Submitted by Tyler H. , Blacklick, Ohio
Report Card
Johnny’s father: Let me see your report card.
Johnny: I don’t have it.
Johnny’s father: Why not?
Johnny: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.
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SWEET!
I only get a’s and b’s never got a c
i should try that also lol.
my worst grade was an F!!
not the best joke. 1 star
he should give his parents his report card and tell them that “F” stands for “Fantastic”.
Funny!
my worst grade is a C+
i only got that once
otherwise mostly A’s sometimes B’s
my worst grade is a 97!!! (we dont get letters, we get numbers)
good…funny
FORGET THE LAST PART.
he needs to learn
didn’t see that coming
don’t tell them that!=))
this joke was so funny, I wrote a poem about it for my school project
i’m home schooled too
hee hee hee. funny. thats my favorite so far
i would love to see the look on his dads face