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Report Card

Johnny’s father: Let me see your report card.

Johnny: I don’t have it.

Johnny’s father: Why not?

Johnny: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.


Comments about “Report Card”

  1. hotchick says:

    haha☺

  2. MasterBoy says:

    Hey that was funny great job.

  3. Bow-Wow Boy says:

    Good joke!

  4. Yo what's up says:

    funny funny =) =)

  5. Cunch says:

    Way to go Exterminator, I’m homeschooled also!

    Awesome joke too.

  6. brainman says:

    I really like this joke!

  7. Hawaii Man says:

    Hate to be that guy

  8. Anonymous says:

    hahahehe

  9. guhmoose says:

    I read that to my dad when I saw it in boyslife todat and he got serios as is i was telling him something

  10. says: says:

    My Report Card:A+ B A- A+ B

  11. danny says:

    mine is A+and B-.

  12. hotdog says:

    I like it that was go joke

  13. lols says:

    ha i laughed so hard when i read that in boyslife today

  14. Jesus follower says:

    I’m homeschooled too! ^_^ :)

  15. Exterminator says:

    lol, I get so good report cards, I’ve never even got lower than an A. No seriously, scouts honor I’m not lying. I homeschool! XD

  16. l.o.z.rulz says:

    My worst grade, is B!!!!! ;) :) :D :( :] (legend of zelda RULZ!!!!!!

  17. lukeskyalker says:

    johnny is not very smart is he?

  18. nmgkgkgnbnk says:

    well than Jhonny got pretty bad grades

  19. swimdude says:

    Kool

  20. ******* says:

    my report card: B+ B A- C A-

  21. says says:

    that made my day

  22. seamonkey says:

    my worst report card=A+A+A+A+A+B+

  23. TT says:

    That was funny

  24. Blakeob says:

    Either scary good or scary bad! = ((

  25. Egg rool says:

    ***** 5 stars cool

  26. you says:

    i bet his best friend’s parents are pretty scared

  27. Duck lover says:

    Agree 200% ducky

  28. Ducky says:

    It is probably not as bad as my report card F-

  29. profclyde says:

    BWA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!

  30. rock on,buster says:

    report card: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

  31. Funni says:

    That was funni! *****5 stars!

  32. potatopatatoketchup says:

    that is smart! i couldnt of thought of that one!

  33. jaybird says:

    All I can say is that I wish I was the best friend… I need his report card!!!!!

  34. dude says:

    awsomely funny

  35. Master Chief says:

    reminds me of my report card

  36. MAD MAX says:

    LOL!;)

  37. runescape rocks says:

    LoL that was good 5 stars *****

  38. The Night Spy says:

    Must’ve been one bad report card!

  39. golf106 says:

    That is so funny!

  40. hockey kid says:

    i feel bad for that kid

  41. Dinsty433 says:

    THAT IS THE FUNNIEST JOKE I HAVE EVER HEARD! I LOVE IT!

  42. bixxr says:

    scare in the good way or the bad way? VERY FUNNY!

  43. DP says:

    That’s a good joke. That poor kid :P .

  44. hillbilly says:

    good one

  45. baseballboy says:

    I think this

  46. Tad says:

    HAHA!!! Nice!

  47. jc says:

    That is very funny.

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