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Report Card


Johnny’s father: Let me see your report card.

Johnny: I don’t have it.

Johnny’s father: Why not?

Johnny: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.


Comments about “Report Card”

  1. hilarious says:

    good…funny

  2. PP43 says:

    FORGET THE LAST PART.

  3. happy feet:) says:

    he needs to learn

  4. happy feet:) says:

    didn’t see that coming

  5. laughoutloud says:

    don’t tell them that!=))

  6. shady4 says:

    this joke was so funny, I wrote a poem about it for my school project

  7. lilbump3 says:

    i’m home schooled too

  8. Flame freak says:

    hee hee hee. funny. thats my favorite so far

  9. funny says:

    i would love to see the look on his dads face

  10. hotchick says:

    haha☺

  11. MasterBoy says:

    Hey that was funny great job.

  12. Bow-Wow Boy says:

    Good joke!

  13. Yo what's up says:

    funny funny =) =)

  14. Cunch says:

    Way to go Exterminator, I’m homeschooled also!

    Awesome joke too.

  15. brainman says:

    I really like this joke!

  16. Hawaii Man says:

    Hate to be that guy

  17. Anonymous says:

    hahahehe

  18. guhmoose says:

    I read that to my dad when I saw it in boyslife todat and he got serios as is i was telling him something

  19. says: says:

    My Report Card:A+ B A- A+ B

  20. danny says:

    mine is A+and B-.

  21. hotdog says:

    I like it that was go joke

  22. lols says:

    ha i laughed so hard when i read that in boyslife today

  23. Jesus follower says:

    I’m homeschooled too! ^_^ :)

  24. Exterminator says:

    lol, I get so good report cards, I’ve never even got lower than an A. No seriously, scouts honor I’m not lying. I homeschool! XD

  25. l.o.z.rulz says:

    My worst grade, is B!!!!! ;) :) :D :( :] (legend of zelda RULZ!!!!!!

  26. lukeskyalker says:

    johnny is not very smart is he?

  27. nmgkgkgnbnk says:

    well than Jhonny got pretty bad grades

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