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Elephant in the garden.

Terry: An elephant tramples a garden. What’s the only kind of vegetable left?

Jerry: I don’t know.

Terry: Squash!

Submitted by Daniel J. , Round Rock, Tex.

Comments about “Elephant in the garden.”

  1. rellyfunny1 says:
    March 2, 2008 at 6:56 pm

    funny joke

    Reply

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