In the worst rainstorm of the century, a kid calls a hotline to report flooding.
“Help me!” the kid exclaims. “I’m standing in two feet of water!”
“Now stay calm,” the person answering the hotline replies. “Two feet of water does not constitute a flood emergency around here.”
“It does around here!” says the kid. “I’m calling from the fourth floor!”
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What's going on in this picture? What is this dog doing or thinking?
I wonder….
How many floors were there in the building?!
lol u wouldnt have to worry about drought for a while
how about the 45floor?!?! haha
wow. lotta water
help im standing in five feet on the ninth floor
Fl 2 is flodded.***** 5star
how about the 8 floor
Maybe someone on the ground floor left their sink on!
i wonder if his shoes were water resitant?
How many feet was it?
yeah!
at least he wasn’t on the INFINITY floor!!!
thats a lot o’ water!!!
What does it mean?
Awesomely hillarious! It wouldn’t be in reality, though.Great joke!
im glad I live on a hill
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