In the worst rainstorm of the century, a kid calls a hotline to report flooding.
“Help me!” the kid exclaims. “I’m standing in two feet of water!”
“Now stay calm,” the person answering the hotline replies. “Two feet of water does not constitute a flood emergency around here.”
“It does around here!” says the kid. “I’m calling from the fourth floor!”
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lol!!
very,very funny
Funny beyond all funnyness. Whoops gotta get goin
Where are those plumbers when you need them?
hilarious
; )
thats not a leak you can clean up with sponges!!
dont get it
LOL I feel bad for the people on floors 1,2,&3
=O
i didnt get that at 1st
Har! Har!
ohh no souds like when our sewer lines backed up!
Cool veryone rateit fve star
hiliarous!
I say five star rating it’s great!
he is standing in two feet of water and hes calling from the forth floor so the other three floors are flooded
I don’t get it!
uh oh
tee hee
LOL! I was not expecting that!
Hahahaha soooo funny
Did u make dat up? thats funny!
VERY FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That’s hilarious! Great!
THAT’S AWSOME!!! HAHAHAHA!