In the worst rainstorm of the century, a kid calls a hotline to report flooding.
“Help me!” the kid exclaims. “I’m standing in two feet of water!”
“Now stay calm,” the person answering the hotline replies. “Two feet of water does not constitute a flood emergency around here.”
“It does around here!” says the kid. “I’m calling from the fourth floor!”
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What's going on in this picture? What is this hermit crab doing or thinking?
i wonder if his shoes were water resitant?
How many feet was it?
yeah!
at least he wasn’t on the INFINITY floor!!!
thats a lot o’ water!!!
What does it mean?
Awesomely hillarious! It wouldn’t be in reality, though.Great joke!
im glad I live on a hill
rotfl
Hope that don’t happen round here!!!:)
What? was he like four floors below the top floor of the empire state biulding??? Geez really!!!
five stars, it is funny
hilarious!!!!!!
thats funny i gave it 5 stars
i wonder if he was in an under water hotel
coooooooool realllllllllly funny i give five stars
sweet
Nickname says it all LOL
poor kid!
my mom did not get it
Very nice. I give it a 4 out of 5.
Hey fellow, that guy should say he was on the top of the Sears Tower!
he should say top floor
that would be funnier
That’s funny right there, I don’t care who you are!
-Larry the Cable Guy-
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Those are nice jokes. I have submitted several but they weren’t good enough for the magazine I guess. My brother gets Boys’ Life and I enjoy reading it.
Thats realy funny!
Good thing he’s not using a cell phone from outside.
5 stars is definetely too small. 9 stars
I wonder what its like outside the building
still funny though
:):)