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He who runs with cars.

Warped Wiseman says: “He who runs in front of car gets tired; he who runs behind car gets exhausted.”

Submitted by Curtis H. , Socorro, N.M.

Comments about “He who runs with cars.”

  1. Dghjj says:
    November 2, 2009 at 7:18 am

    So cool

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  2. troopscout says:
    October 18, 2008 at 6:51 pm

    Good one! I told that at a campfire once!

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  3. Da Boss says:
    March 21, 2008 at 10:49 am

    good one

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  4. imagirl2 says:
    March 17, 2008 at 6:44 pm

    I love this!!! Warped Wiseman jokes are AWESOME!!!!!

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  5. smartbo1 says:
    March 13, 2008 at 10:27 pm

    I get it. If he’s in front he gets run over by tires. If he’s behind it he gets hit be the exhaust.

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  6. the dude says:
    March 12, 2008 at 12:24 pm

    HAHA! sounds like a proverb from the king james version!

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  7. Lucdude says:
    March 9, 2008 at 5:06 pm

    Good

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  8. iop says:
    March 3, 2008 at 7:59 pm

    i love warped wiseman wonders jokes

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  9. death says:
    March 2, 2008 at 12:15 pm

    it was ok

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  10. Skywalker says:
    February 28, 2008 at 7:39 pm

    Fine

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  11. soccer rules 64 says:
    February 25, 2008 at 5:19 pm

    Ha ha ha ha ha

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  12. hockey man says:
    February 24, 2008 at 2:20 pm

    ha ha

    Reply
  13. jc says:
    February 24, 2008 at 1:06 pm

    verry funny:D:D:D:D:D

    Reply

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