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Where our first president kept his mice.


Alex: Where did our first president keep his mice?
Will: Tell me.
Alex: Mount Vermin!

 

Submitted by Joshua R. , Birmingham, Ala.

Comments about “Where our first president kept his mice.”

  1. Nucklehead Nelson says:
    February 12, 2013 at 9:09 pm

    Wonderful Joke!

    Reply
  2. CD says:
    February 11, 2013 at 1:23 pm

    In the mouse house

    Reply
  3. nicky says:
    February 10, 2013 at 9:02 pm

    funny! funny!

    Reply

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