Where our first president kept his mice.

Alex: Where did our first president keep his mice?
Will: Tell me.
Alex: Mount Vermin!


Comments about “Where our first president kept his mice.”

  1. Nucklehead Nelson says:

    Wonderful Joke!

  2. CD says:

    In the mouse house

  3. nicky says:

    funny! funny!

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