Kicking the elephants out of the pool.

Zeke: Why did the lifeguard kick the elephants out of the swimming pool?
Kyle: I haven’t a clue.
Zeke: Because they couldn’t keep their trunks up!


Comments about “Kicking the elephants out of the pool.”

  1. Anonymous says:

    pretty good joke

  2. miniyeti101 says:

    nice nice!

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