Zeke: Why did the lifeguard kick the elephants out of the swimming pool?
Kyle: I haven’t a clue.
Zeke: Because they couldn’t keep their trunks up!
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What's going on in this picture? What is this canary doing or thinking?
pretty good joke
nice nice!