“She tore my valentine in two”

Tom Swiftie: “She tore my valentine in two,” Tom said halfheartedly.



Comments about ““She tore my valentine in two””

  1. pj says:

    I like it

  2. VEY says:

    Not bad!

  3. sang411 says:

    tore in half!!! HA!!!! :D

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