Teacher (on phone): You say Michael has a cold and can’t come to school today? To whom am I speaking?
Voice: This is my father.
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What's going on in this picture? What is this hermit crab doing or thinking?
awsome nice hes really mental for saying “this is MY dad”
cool!!
this is funney because he tells his teacher hes not his dad lol!!!!!!!!!11
I don’t get it… I haven’t rated it yet, can someone please help me understand it so I can rate it?
Awesome joke!
Hah, hah, hah! Hilarious! that is an awesome joke. But the kids gonna get in a lot of trouble. So did I when I tried it!