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A man on a scale.


A man stood on his bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach.
“I don’t think that helps,” his wife said sarcastically.
“Sure it does,” the man said. “How else can I see the numbers?”

 


Comments about “A man on a scale.”

  1. i says says:

    i get it hes trying to lose wheight

  2. what? says:

    I don’t get it at all :(

  3. punk says:

    That very funny

  4. Cbro says:

    Really don’t get it

  5. gober says:

    I don’t get it :(

  6. moose says:

    liked it

  7. Mario says:

    Thats not funny

  8. boy says:

    I dont get it!:(

  9. bob says:

    what’s up

  10. BigFatMan says:

    Funny (-:

  11. luppes says:

    Cool

  12. goblinslayer1234 says:

    Best one I’ve seen today

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