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Where’s your pencil?

Teacher: Michael, where’s your pencil?

Michael: I ain’t got one.

Teacher: Michael, where’s your grammar?

Michael: She’s at home, and she ain’t got my pencil either!


Comments about “Where’s your pencil?”

  1. niri says:

    omg. lol

  2. zman says:

    that was fuuny

  3. polar says:

    HAHAHA!!!!

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