Baby snake: Mommy, are we poisonous?
Mother snake: Yes, son.Why?
Baby snake: I just bit my tongue!
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What's going on in this picture? What is this dog doing or thinking?
Uh oh.
Ouch! thats gotta hurt!
thats funnier than mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AWSOME!!!!