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Peas and honey.


I eat my peas with honey; I’ve done it all my life.

It makes the peas taste funny, But it keeps ’em on my knife!


Comments about “Peas and honey.”

  1. Scooter says:

    I’m 64 and my Grandpa used to say this in the 1950s…..never knew where it came from, but glad it lives on.

  2. dude says:

    wierd but funny

  3. Pedro says:

    I don’t get it

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