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Submitted by Ted M. , Sayreville, N.J.
The insulting parrot.
A man buys a parrot, only to have it constantly insult him. He tries everything to make the parrot stop, but nothing works. Frustrated, the man puts the parrot in the freezer. After a few minutes the insults stop. The man thinks he might have killed the parrot, so he opens the freezer and takes the parrot out. The parrot is shivering. It stammers, “S-s-sorry for being r-r-rude. Please f-f-forgive me.” Then, after a moment, the parrot softly asks, “W-w-what exactly d-d-did the turkey do?”
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the parrot meant how did the turkey get in he freezer
i dont get it.
lol. i wish there were more jokes w/ parrots
Oh Parrots are just so funny now
LoL!!!!
I submitted one similar except the parrot saw a chicken
i get it
I’ve heard a lot of funny jokes, and that’s one of the best!!!
that is funny! ^:]
what?
poor turkey:)
the parrot should be the turkey
the parrot thinks the turkey was insulting!
the turkey was probbly gettin annoying heeheehee!!!
the other 13 guys are right.It is pretty funny!!!
That is the # 1 joke on my top 10 funniest jokes!
it was just a frozen turkey, like one you get for easter thanksgiveing and christmas!!!
I wonder what the turkey did.but other than that great! but why did the parrot insult the owner?Did the owner insult him or something?
That was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nice!:)(:
Great joke!
There was a turkey in the freezer and the parrot thought that the man had put the turkey in to freeze it.
That is terrific!
hey, I don’t get it. What does the last sentence mean?
whoever wrote that joke must be a genus:)
Everyone I told this to laughed.
You are truly funny.
That parrot can have conversations.