Teacher: What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware?
Johnny: “Get in the boat, men!”
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What's going on in this picture? What is this hermit crab doing or thinking?
Well I ‘d say that joke was 90% funny!
interesting
I think this joke is a bit ironic
I really like this joke!