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How you wake up your son.


Mom No. 1: How do you get your sleepy-head son up in the morning?

Mom No. 2: I just put the cat on the bed.

Mom No. 1: How does that help?

Mom No. 2: The dog’s already there.

Submitted by Stephen C. , Salem,Va.

Comments about “How you wake up your son.”

  1. dude says:
    July 28, 2008 at 9:34 pm

    nice

    Reply
  2. Pedro says:
    June 14, 2008 at 4:22 pm

    Nice joke,Stephen!

    Reply
  3. brainman says:
    May 23, 2008 at 4:28 pm

    LOL! Great joke!

    Reply

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