John: What’s the best thing to give your parents for Christmas?
Ron: What?
John: A list of everything you want.
Boys' Life will send you this Collector Edition patch and your choice of $2 ($10 for Pedro's Pick), a Scout "Handbook" or a "Fieldbook" for each joke of yours we publish in the printed magazine.
What's going on in this picture? What is this dog doing or thinking?
nice
Funny joke! I agree with Bad B!
Finally, someone understands me!