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What animal needs oil?


Andrew: What kind of animal needs oil?
Pat: I haven’t a clue.
Andrew: A mouse, because it squeaks.

 

 


Comments about “What animal needs oil?”

  1. awesomness says:

    Funny!

  2. gb1 says:

    nice one

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