In a Christian school’s cafeteria, there was a pile of apples on the table with a note reading: “Take one only. God is watching.”
At the other end of the table, there was a pile of cookies with a note put there by one of the students: “Take all you want! God is watching the apples.”
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when me and my friend read this we chuckled for a while. it’s Great!! LOL
LOL BIG TIME!!!!!!!!!
MAN THAT IS SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!
good joke like it alot
very funny , but i thinf god can watch 2 things at once
XD this is one of the more decent jokes of this sight
Not bad, even though I go to a Catholic School.
I like cookies (that joke was funney)
hahahahaha that is the funniest joke ive ever heard!!
I know that joke!
oh yeah ! cookies rock !
Hardeeharhar. God is watching EvErYtHiNg!
I hope you know that your joke is one of the best ones i’ve ever heard while I have been on this website
this is the best
I’ve heard that one a lot, even in church. It’s a great joke!
heehee
very funny
OK.
AWESOME.
Mwah ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!
(funky-fresh)
ROFL!
This is a classic extraordinary joke, without trying to hard to be original or too funny.
TEE HEE
nice.
I like this joke!!!
this is really funny i am gonna tell it to all my friends!!!!!!!!
laugh out loud :l
THAT REALLY FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAL GOD IS WATCHING US
I DON’T GET IT
Oh my gosh! this is so funny!
rofl
Major lol!
AWSOME!!!
lol!