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God is watching.

In a Christian school’s cafeteria, there was a pile of apples on the table with a note reading: “Take one only. God is watching.”

At the other end of the table, there was a pile of cookies with a note put there by one of the students: “Take all you want! God is watching the apples.”


Comments about “God is watching.”

  1. me says:

    love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. laughoutloud says:

    i think god can watch BOTH! 5 stars

  3. CRUSHER says:

    I LOV IT! BUT IVE ALREDY HRD IT IN YHE OCT. BOYS LIFE

  4. D. says:

    Why do people write or type stuff like that?

  5. jack all day says:

    hahahaha you are sooooo funny wow nce joke this is the best joke i heard

  6. Roress says:

    Not a great joke. People only laugh because it is “God” who is watching the apples.

  7. shady15 says:

    Hasnt it occured to any of you people the he has TWO eyes?

  8. Dad-e-o says:

    I LOVE IT ! (Some kids are so sharp, that could be for real)

  9. big cheese says:

    haha, funny. five stars!!

  10. someone says:

    woulden’t the cookies be gone?

  11. Iker 727 says:

    but i like apples!!!

  12. monkey around says:

    that is one of the greatest jokes ever!

  13. ozzy says:

    could be better cause i dont get it

  14. bob says:

    thats hilarious

  15. The black lagoon says:

    3 words lol lagoon style

  16. WOW says:

    THREE WORDS,

    L-

    O-

    L!!!!! :D AWESOME!!!!!

  17. Hippie123 says:

    “I LOVE IT !”

  18. godzzilla2000 says:

    i get it !:) :) :)

  19. jon says:

    hilariously awesomeness!

  20. ******* says:

    ok now THAT is funny

  21. asheema says:

    that was a nice joke my whole family liked that one

  22. Jesus DOES matter says:

    hee hee!

  23. bee says:

    it was ok

  24. law says:

    thats funny :) :) :D

  25. upper nose says:

    nice joke

  26. pokemaniack says:

    lol rofl HA HA HA

  27. Em says:

    Nice one. I think God is watching my apples right now!

  28. Sam Solo says:

    That’s a good one. :lol:

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