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God is watching.

In a Christian school’s cafeteria, there was a pile of apples on the table with a note reading: “Take one only. God is watching.”

At the other end of the table, there was a pile of cookies with a note put there by one of the students: “Take all you want! God is watching the apples.”


Comments about “God is watching.”

  1. Sammyjoe1000 says:

    I like this joke!!!

  2. LacrosseDude97 says:

    this is really funny i am gonna tell it to all my friends!!!!!!!!

  3. bren says:

    laugh out loud :l

  4. THOMAS says:

    THAT REALLY FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAL GOD IS WATCHING US

  5. LUB says:

    I DON’T GET IT

  6. sportsv08 says:

    Oh my gosh! this is so funny!

  7. shadowroy64 says:

    rofl

  8. Kiddude22 says:

    Major lol! :-)

  9. JOE says:

    AWSOME!!!

  10. Anonymous says:

    lol!

  11. traco says:

    keep the apples I’ll keep my eye on the cookies!!!! lol ty

  12. Pretty Good! says:

    Well, I say 4 stars!

  13. seano1111 says:

    Very Good! 9 out of 10!

  14. mad scientist says:

    that’s a good one

  15. good joker says:

    it was a very good joke. i wonder if somthing like that really happened

  16. trenlock says:

    its cool, but just to say god is ALL SEEING! plus, god probably would watch the cookies, they taste cooler! hee hee :P

  17. plog says:

    GOOD ONE

  18. Pokemon says:

    Nice joke!!!!!

  19. cooldude says:

    I like it.

  20. The comment man7 says:

    WOW! I’ve seen a lot of good jokes(I mean A LOT!), but this is one of the best I’ve ever seen. 5 stars by far. If I gave out 1,000,000 stars, then this one would probably get all 1,000,000!

  21. hannah montana says:

    oh my gosh i love both

  22. King DeMott says:

    LAUGH-O-METER says this joke is great,therefore the joke gets 900,000 out of 1,000,000.

  23. 2089 says:

    Smart student!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!

  24. sofunny!hahaha says:

    If god was watching the cookies, I’d be sad.

  25. dogz101 says:

    LAUGH OUT LOUD FUNNY!! My parents even laught for like a minute. :-)

  26. ricky boby says:

    That was so funny and cool. really I like the part about the cookies and that god is watching the apples

  27. WooHoo123!! says:

    to D. people write and type stuff like this to be funny!!

  28. ss says:

    god is watching

  29. happy feet:) says:

    I’M WATCHING THE COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  30. Hottie101 says:

    not very funny but its okay (***)

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