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What the rug said.


Nicholas: What did the rug say to the floor?
Alex: Tell me.
Nicholas: “Don’t move. I’ve got you covered.”


Comments about “What the rug said.”

  1. funny says:

    hahaha….

  2. Corey says:

    Don’t tread on me

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